Bumblebee

Bumblebees aren't a real thing are they?

Round Paddocks

When referring to the irrigated crop circles from the airplane "those farmers went to a lot of trouble to fence those round paddocks"

Pwnd

When referring to a Shetland pony "that foal hasn't grown much"

Strawberries

You must cut the runners off the strawberry plant as it will drain too much energy away from growing the fruit

Beans

Don't beans grow underground?

Apple Harvest

Do you get two crops of apples off the trees each year?

Warm Beer

The only place you can store beer to brew is in the pantry - it has the optimal temperature. No other room will do