Strawberries

You must cut the runners off the strawberry plant as it will drain too much energy away from growing the fruit

Beans

Don't beans grow underground?

Apple Harvest

Do you get two crops of apples off the trees each year?

Warm Beer

The only place you can store beer to brew is in the pantry - it has the optimal temperature. No other room will do

On Sharing Birthdays

You're not allowed to have a baby on my birthday. I am not sharing my birthday with the baby